D OF E

I just had my risk assessment for d of e stupid ideas like you might drown in puddle or fall off a cliff in the middle of exmoor

Social networks

After the official launch.of Google circles i thought would i post a blog about them. It is ok to sign for a social network if your friends have already joined it but to be the first to join anew one does seem to make you feel lonely.

First blog from new phone

This will be my first post from my new phone by using this app I can now post from a variety of places.

R.S

 

I did an R.S homework back in year 9 in which we had to argue that god exists or not. I said that we had to find out what od was before we could argue if he existed. In the end I came up with the idea that i was God. Our teacher was the chaplain who gave me top marks!

Any way here is my work

 

Does God Exist

By Hobz De Caux

Well before we can say that God exists or not we must first work out what is God

· A being with advanced technology

· A being on a higher plain of existence

· An advanced race who created us as a project

· An image that is worshipped

· A fictional being created to protect and control.

A being with advanced technology

If God was in fact an alien who’s technology allows him or (them) to control and smite us. Then it is quite possible that he is controlling us as pets like we do with dogs. If this was the case then could there possibly be a hierarchy of alien beings controlling us.

One possibility is that these are serpentine life forms with four jaws and glowing yellow eyes. Originally aquatic, mature symbiotes have fins and are powerful swimmers, with the ability to launch themselves from the water towards hosts. They burrow into their host through the back of the mouth or the neck. They then enter the brain, take control of the body, and gain total access to the host's memories.

They are the dominant species of the Milky Way galaxy and have been so for thousands of years. By and large the aliens are shown to be utterly arrogant and obsessed with gaining personal power; to this end they constantly scheme and fight amongst themselves. This is taken from a website this is not my own work the aliens rule by fear and oppression, regularly employing mass torture and executions, and using their advanced technology to present themselves as omnipotent gods. They are regularly attacking advanced races that they believe may pose a potential threat. They suppress technological progress in their own subject populations.

The more powerful aliens control territories encompassing multiple planets, armies of warriors, and fleets of mother ships. They live in luxury, attended to by scores of loyal slaves. When one Alien defeats another in battle, the vanquished enemy's domain and forces are typically absorbed by the victor. Sometimes Alien will ally with each other to pursue a greater objective; usually these alliances dissolve in treachery as soon as one party senses an advantage.

The System Lords are the collective of the most powerful Alien in the galaxy. There are around a dozen System Lords at any one time; their ranks change frequently as new ones rise and old ones fall. The System Lords control vast territories and armies. The System Lords are not a unified body and frequently war against each other for dominance, though they will ally in the face of mutual threats.

As false gods and opposition

One of the most prominent pieces of Alien society is their tendency to pose as gods to other, weaker, races, mostly humans and other humanoid type species. Alien are shown to do this because of the luxury and power it brings, and to have their followers mine metals. They fool minor races into believing that they are gods by passing off their technology as magic. Examples of this include healing, using hand devices, and their apparitions into dreams to instruct their followers what to do.

A being on another plain of existence

For the second point you have to be more open minded than you did with the first. Imagine before we arrived on this planet. A humanoid race so advanced they could travel millions of light years in just 3.5 seconds; they could flatten a world with only a touch of a button. Now it could  This is taken from A website this is not my original work be possible that this race lived on our planet or ones like i and conquered the universe. They seeded the galaxy with human life and were the most advanced race in existence. However a plaque was sent out by their enemy which made them ill that so many were dieing they had to leave this galaxy so they boarded a flying city called Atlantis and travelled to the Pegasus galaxy where they settled down in their city on a planet of water. However in this galaxy they met a race of aliens just as advanced as them who attacked these advanced beings.

They waged war on these people for 20 million years. Whilst back home our race had sprung up. Then during a cease fires they decided to do research into something I call ascension. They reached the ultimate Buddhist’s goal they became enlightened and when they did they had the option to shed there human form and become pure energy.

This form made them immortal, and has the powers necessary to control life and nature in the world. They could in theory take the roll of God and protect and destroy civilisation. This then begs the This is taken from a website this is not my own work question is Buddhism the only way to become ascended and is the Christian view of heaven just this plain which we hope to reach. If it is a plain instead of heaven then being good or bad is not going to affect if we get into heaven or not. Instead we must reach this stage of enlightenment.

A being that created us as a project

If you have ever seen the Simpson episode in which Lisa puts her tooth into a pot and pour coke onto it then you would see that she created life now what if a bigger being did something similar that caused us into existent. Then our God is actually just a larger version of our selves. Our creator is only intending to use us to win a science competition. Then our Devil could just be a jealous family member of our creator. Then we must ask the question how long until we are thrown out?

The last two points could be just one as the church could have created a figure of infinite size and power only to use him as an excuse to control the way we think and act. Now they could have done this out of an act kindness of humanity to help us get along with each other or they did it in an attempt to seize control of the universe. Now then if this is true then all other religions could have done the same. So the Holy wars we have are actually used by to see who is stronger. And slowly they all wish to spread their influence across the world so they can instate their rule. However, not many religions have a ruler Christianity has the pope who I doubt would be very popular and I can’t think of anyone else.

Conclusion

That god could exist but not as a being that the church wants us to believe. It is in my opinion that the first two could be right for all we know they both can. The ascended beings could have started as Gods and were wiped out by something or taken a back seat in running the universe and the aliens have taken control and use there technology to pose as Gods to Humans. The only way to find out is to “Boldly go where no man has gone before”.

©Hobz De Caux 2011

Janet street porter

 

Janet Street-Porter  is a media personality,  She was editor for two years of The Independent on Sunday. She relinquished the job to become editor-at-large in 2002. Her distinctive London accent and her teeth have been the butt of many comic routines.

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Lost her virginity on my birthday

Homework

 

I have just started my GCSE year and I am beginning to think that taking History, EP and Business studies isn’t worth it. The amount of homework I am given each night is huge.

2 hours of writing, reading and analysing does take a toll. I haven’t actually watched TV for weeks. Just fitting time in to write this blog is hard work. I am at the moment doing my Biology homework on specialised cells.

Then I’ve got English essay to complete on Macbeth and Lady Macbeth’s relationship. and if that's not enough I’ve got too finish my EP essay on the existence of God!

Hopefully I will find time to to post it on this site soon.